Top 5 Slogans Used by Libya to Entice American Oil Companies

5) Halliburton Doesn't Own Us!... Yet

4) No technology, no human rights, but plenty of oil... just like Texas!

3) Here, bribes are tax deductible!

2) We may have killed hundreds of Americans in terror attacks... but we never had a gay marriage

1) Please come here before Rumsfeld finds a reason to invade

(Novak)