What Are You Up Too?

Little Johnny's sitting at the roadside playing. His mom looks out of the window to see him eating a couple of Smarties, licking the family cat and then, standing up, taking a couple of steps to the left and sitting down again.

Shocked, she goes out to see what he is up to. By the time she gets to him, he's done the same set of actions another four times.

'Johnny', she cries, 'What are you up to?'

'Mom, I'm pretending to be a Hell's Angel - I'm popping pills, licking pussy and moving on'