Cold Turkey

Woman at bar in tropics talking to bartender: "I came down here intending to go cold turkey. I thought if I could jut stay away from the stuff for a week, the compulsion would fade. The first day went OK, the second day, too. I was starting to feel like I kicked it. But by day three, I was itching for that old connection."

"And you gave in?"

"Yes! Yes! I ran to the nearest Internet Cafe and IÉ IÉ I checked my e-mail!"

"Was it a good fix?"

"Spam, all SpamÉ I'm so ashamed!"

(David Horsey, The Seattle Post-Intelligencer)