The Gay Church Guy

The church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced, "Who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up."

A gay man stood up and said, "I did."

The preacher told him, "Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymes."

Excitedly, the gay guy said, "Well, I'll take him, and him, and him."