College

"I don't know why anyone would cheat to graduate. I mean, with all the talk of the draft being reinstated, who wants to leave college? I want a deferment just like my heroes Dick Cheney and Russ Limbaugh and Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Pearl and Bill O'Reilly and Tom Delay and Dennis Hastert,"

"Yeah, me too."

(Doonesbury: Gary Trudeau)