National Compliment Day

Next Wednesday is National Compliment Day. So I'd like give a compliment to:

George W Bush - for the best state-of-the-union address by someone not elected president.

Howard Dean - for the best speech since Pete Rose found out he didn't sell any books.

Arnold Schwarzeneggar - for the best inauguration speech with every word mispronounced.

Rush Limbaugh - for the best use of a cleaning lady in a non-sexual way.

John Kerry - for the best imitation of Al Gore in a current election.

Starbucks Coffee Shops - for the best company to sell us something we really don't need.

(Bill Williams)