Romance

An older German woman was berating her husband for not romancing her in recent years. "You used to hold my hand all the time," she said.

He held her hand.

"You never kiss me," she whined.

He then kissed her and threw in a hug for good measure.

"You used to nibble on the back of my neck and snuggle," she went on.

"Hold on." he replied.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth," he replied.