Cross Talk

A liberal preacher was invited by a liberal school principal to talk to her older girls about Christianity and Sex. Not wishing to upset his less tolerant wife, the preacher entered the engagement in the diary as "Talk to girls about sailing."

A day or so after his talk, the principal met the preacher's wife. "So very good of your husband to talk to my girls the other evening. He was quite splendid and so helpful."

"I can't imagine what he knows about it," replied the preacher's wife, "he's only done it twice and the first time he was sick and on the second occasion his hat blew off."