The Lisp

It was Halloween and a little boy, who had a speech impediment, was out Trick-or-Treating. He came to a man's house and said "Bick or Beet".

The man asked, "What are you for Halloween?"

"A birate," the little boy said.

Now, everyone knows that pirates are associated with buccaneers. So, the man asked, "Well son, where are your buccaneers?"

And the little boy replied,"On the side of my buckin' head!!!"