Date: Sat, 20 Jun 1998 03:22:57 -0400

Subject: Happy Father's Day

* A Father is a combination advisor, counselor, policeman and loan officer provided by Mother Nature. - - - - -

* A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single. - - - - -

* All Fathers were kids once themselves. In fact, most of the Mothers keep telling them they still are. - - - - -

* One Father's Day my kids asked me what I wanted special. I said, "Breakfast in bed." They put a cot in the kitchen. - - - - -

* Reflecting Father: "If my son is getting half as much out of college as the college is getting out of me, he'll be a success." - - - - -

* Father's Day was both a joy and a worry as my kids were growing up. I was always afraid they were going to give me a present that I couldn't afford. - - - - -

* With divorce and remarriage so common these days, pity the poor kids. Most of them know what to buy for Father's Day -- they just don't know which "Father" to give it to. - - - - -

* I've got 3 TVs, cable, & a satellite dish; I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone & one in the car, plus a pager. I use 2 computers, 3 ISP's and a fax. I subscribe to two daily papers & one weekly one. I watch both the local & network news every evening. And my kids have the nerve to tell me I'm out of touch.

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