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A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:


















Basic cow499.95
Shipping and handling35.75
Extra stomach79.25
Two tone exterior142.10
Produce storage compartment126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system149.20
Automatic fly swatter88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery179.90
Deluxe dual horns59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb69.80
FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments:300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options):$3143.36

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