The Loan

A street-wise stunningly beautiful blonde walked into a bank and asked to see the manager about a loan. When seated in his office, she said, "Look! Before we get started on this, I heard a story where a girl borrowed some money and she was unable to pay it back. The manager of the bank made her sleep with him for $100 a nite until the loan was paid off. Could that happen?"

The bank manager smiled, "Well, I've never heard of such an occurrence, it's not likely..." then he looked her over again, "but... I guess it's not impossible."

"Good!" smirked the blonde, "I'd like to borrow $286,000."