Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1998 14:33:54 -0500 From: Joe Hickman
---------------------- Important questions all American taxpayers must answer before midnight tonight: =A0 =A0- Did you attach your check or money order made payable to Interna= l Revenue Service? And if so, do you know where your next meal is coming from? =A0 =A0- Did you attach your Forms W-2 to your return? Did you also attac= h the shirt off your back and your Underalls? =A0 =A0- Did you use your preprinted label? If not, just who do you think you are and which day next week can you come in for an audit? =A0 =A0- Did you place proper postage in the little box on the front of t= he envelope where it says "Place Stamp Here?" Did you also have sense enough to lick the stamp even though the IRS didn't remind you to do it? ---------------------- >From Ha! at http://www.flash.net/~comedy
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