Young Love

The 15-year-old daughter brought home a young Naval Aviator to meet her parents. During dinner, the pilot happened to mention that he was from Glen Burnie. The Mother said, "What a coincidence. My husband and I lived there 18 years ago when we were first married."

The pilot got a strange look on his face and changed the topic of conversation. The daughter fell strangely silent.

After he left, the teen said, "Thanks a LOT Mom. I told him I was 18. Now I'll have to tell him that I was illegitimate."