Proofs

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. His last request was a drink.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was bilingual.

3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He worked in the building trades.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He invented a new religion.