Ways for a Woman to get over Cabin Fever...and Drive Men Nuts!

Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.

Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of HoHos.

Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.

Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.