The Best Ways to Drive a Woman Crazy and Help Relieve Boredom for Men

Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.

Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject.

Superglue the commode seat in the up position.

Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her a condescending smile and say that you prefer her with some meat on her bones.

Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself in Georgia when your original destination was California.

Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.

Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.

Never give her a straight answer.