A Bunch of Bull!

The old and Mrs. Professor were going to a costume party at a rural mansion. Just in sight of the mansion, the car broke down. Seeing as they were so close, they decided to walk.

Since the shortest distance was across a pasture and they were going as a cow, they decided on the short cut. About halfway across the pasture, they ran into a bull who became very "interested."

The old professor, who was in the back, said, "What we gonna do now?"

Mrs. Professor, who was in front, said, "I'm going to put my head down and make believe I'm eating grass. You had better brace yourself!"