Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

The New York Daily News reports America's morning sweetheart, Katie Couric, is unhappy. "I'm tired, the hours are brutal," Couric says, adding, "it's hard to make yourself go to bed at 7:30 or 8 to get up" in time for work. You might remember she just signed a multi-year deal worth $65 million. (Hey, Katie-- $65-mil buys a hell of a lot of Sominex-- give it a shot.) (Patrick M. Rhody)