Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Golf, but Aren't ...

Oh, bite, sweatheart.

See it suck back to the hole?

I yanked it in the woods.

I pushed it in the swamp.

Never up, never in.

My head was a little late to impact.

Hey, I think you're inside me.

Flip it up and let it land softly.

Make sure the shaft comes back to vertical.

Damn, there's hole in the headcover.