The Moronic Media 7

Presenter (to palaeontologist): "So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?"

Expert: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth.

Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?"

Expert: "Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks." (GLR)