Windy

Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.

"Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life. You know these giant redwood trees? Well, the wind once got so strong, it bent them right down."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Back on my farm in Iowa, we had a terrible wind one day that blew a hundred miles an hour. It was so bad one of my hens had her back turned to the wind and she laid the same egg six times."