Stem Cells

Now that the government is sponsoring stem cell research, here are some of the stem cells we might encounter.

Frat-boy stem cell: His petrii dish is a mess, discarded nuclei everywhere but always ready to "par-tae!". Has an unusually stiff stem.

Goody two-shoes female stem cell: Won't combine into a blastocyst until an ironclad, pre-embryonic agreement is on the table. Usually written by a lawyer-type stem cell...we won't even think about that one!

Democratic Party stem cell: It splits when confronted with the Ralph Nader stem cell.

Gary Condit stem cell: Glossy to look at, but slimy to the touch. (Bill Williams - acmehumor@aol.com)