Not Tonight

The couple had met at the Shady Rest Retirement Home. Even though they were in their 90's, they decided to get married.

On the first night of the honeymoon, they got into bed and held hands until they both fell fast asleep.

On the next night, they squeezed hands again and both drifted off into contented, peaceful slumber.

On the third night, the husband reaches for his new bride's hand.

She said, "Not tonite please Frank, I have a headache."