Pissing Off Two Groups With One Joke!

The stoned gay wandered into a Cathedral and sat down in a center aisle seat just as the richly vestmented priest began moving toward the altar, swinging an incense-burning censer.

"Say there," cooed the fella to the startled cleric as the latter came abreast of him. "Ohhhhhhhhh, Just lo-o-o-ve your gown; but did you know your handbag's on fire?"