Cow

The local sleazy car dealer, who was known to have taken advantage of several people in the community, informed a farmer he was coming over to purchase a cow. When he arrived, he had a bit of "sticker shock" at the sight of the information the farmer attached to the cow:

Basic cow ..........................................$499.95

Extra stomachs .......................................79.25

Two ton exterior ....................................142.10

Heavy duty straw chopper ............................189.60

Milk production system ..............................375.13

Produce storage compartment .........................126.50

Four spigot high output drain system ................149.20

Automatic fly swatter ................................88.50

Genuine cowhide upholstery ..........................179.90

Deluxe dual horns ....................................59.25

Automatic fertilizer attachment .....................339.40

4+4 traction drive assembly .........................884.16

Pre-delivery wash and detailing ......................69.80

Destination Charge ..................................395.00

Tax, license and title ..............................306.63

Total list Price..................................$3,884.41