You Have Overdone Thanksgiving if...

You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses

Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy

Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian

The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!

The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland

You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down

Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist

You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail

You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday

Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy

You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games

A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000"

That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn

Your wife wears a life jacket at nite in your water bed

Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice

You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty

It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas

Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this