Sticky Situation

A young man had decided to do some Do It Yourself ...

...while his girlfriend was out so he varnished the toilet seat. When his sweetheart returned, she went straight into the loo, dropped her jeans and panties and sat down to allow the passage of nature.

After the event, she tried to stand but was, by now, stuck fast. Her boyfriend, hearing the commotion came running in and saw her sitting there, naked from the waist down. Unable to remove her from the seat, he reluctantly called the Fire Brigade.

As they arrived, the boyfriend passed the girl an old cowboy hat that was lying around. She placed it on her lap to cover her modesty. The fireman came into the room, took a good look at the situation, turned to the boyfriend and said, "I can save the girl, but I think the cowboy's a goner."

Then they went to the hospital to have the seat removed. All the medical students crowded round to have a look; "What's up," said the registrar, "have you never seen something like this before?"

"Yes," said a student, "but never framed."