Oh, This is a Riot!

In the days of the Old West, bar fights would often spill over into the street and before anyone knew what happened, it was a full-scale riot.

In one such town, the Mayor wired the Texas Rangers for help. On the next train, a Ranger gets off and is greeted by the astonished Mayor. "They only sent one Ranger???"

The Ranger straightened his hat, brushed the dust from his coat, and replied, "Y'all only got one riot, right?"