Something I Need to Know ...

"Momma," said the bride-to-be, "there's something I've been meaning to ask you."

"Yes, I know dear," responded the Mother lovingly, "and I've been waiting. Shortly you will discover all the joys of love with your husband. First, let me explain..."

"Ma! Wait!" said the girl. "I already know all about makin' love and all, I just want to know how to make lasagna like you do."