Come Again?

The newlyweds decided to spend their honeymoon at a ski lodge, but failed to appear at all on the slopes for the first two days. They did manage to put in an appearance on the third day, and both acted as if they'd been skiing regularly.

Over drinks that evening, someone asked the groom how he liked skiing.

Without a pause, he blurted, "In my opinion, anyone who doesn't love screwing is a real skiball."