Butt Out!

Seems there was this preacher's wife who decided along with her husband that they really had to save more and spend less starting in the New Year. Well, she went shopping and found the dress of her dreams. It cost way too much, but she had to have it.

When she showed it to her husband, he exclaimed, "After all we said about spending less money, how could you?"

She replied, "The devil made me do it."

"Didn't you tell him 'Get thee behind me, Satan'"? asked the exasperated preacher.

"I certainly did," she replied, "but he said 'It really looks great from the back!!!!!'."