Five Surgeons

5 surgeons are taking a coffee break.

1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color coded."

4th intercedes: "I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest. There's no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and butt are interchangeable."