Hunting

Sven and Ole were out deer hunting. Sven was pretty new to this whole deer hunting thing, so Ole had told him all about a clean kill, and field dressing, etc. Well, after an afternoon up in the stand, Sven heard some noise in the woods, he got buck fever and fired. He went over to where he thought his deer should be, and realized he had shot his good friend Ole. Sven rushed him to the hospital. After what seemed like a very long time, the doctor came out shaking his head.

He told Sven, "The gunshot wound wasn't too bad, and we could have saved Ole had you just not field-dressed him!"