Playin' Ball

These days, all colleges seem to have a policy of "save the jocks" at all costs. One star football player was called before the Dean, since he was about to lose his eligibility unless something could be done. The Dean said, "How exactly do you explain these grades: one C, one D, and three F's?"

"Well sir," replied the student with downcast eyes, I guess I done spent too much time on two of them subjects."