Fro

Hard as this may be to believe, back in the 60's white activists often got their hair styled in an "Afro" (large bush-style hairdo) to show support for civil rights.

One such fellow did so, and came home smiling, announcing that he'd also teased all his pubic hair into the same bushy style.

His wife who had had it with her spouses endless posturing sneered, "Great. Just great. Now during foreplay, I have to look for a needle in a haystack."