Symptoms

One day there was a man who was very sick. He had gone to many doctors and specialists, but none could figure out what the problem was. His eyes were bugging out, his face was red, and he had a hard time breathing. The symptoms were getting worse and worse, and finally a doctor told him to get his things in order because he only had a few more weeks to live.

The man was feeling very depressed, but decided that he should go to the store to buy a new outfit to be buried in. When he brought his clothes to the cash register to pay for them, the man working there ran everything through except his white shirt. He said, "You should be taking size sixteen shirts."

The man responded, "I've always worn size fourteen shirts. I don't need anything bigger."

"Fine!" retorted the cashier, "Wear size fourteen shirts! But don't come to me when your eyes bug out, your face turns red, and you have a hard time breathing!"