You're No Longer Cool When ...

You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.

You actually ASK for your father's advice.

When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.

You turn down free tickets to a concert because you have to work the next day.

You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your kid's new running shoes.

Rocking all night means dozing off in your rocking chair.