Tax Revision

FEDERAL & STATE TAX REVISION SECTION 8 FOR 2000

The only thing you don't have to pay tax on is your pecker, this is due to the fact that 80% of the time it is hanging there unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and they are both classified as nuts!