Mickey's Divorce
It seems that after 50 years of marriage, Mickey Mouse has filed for a divorce from Minnie.
While in court, the judge says to Mickey, "Now, let me get this straight, you want to divorce Minnie because she's insane? I don't know if I can do that..."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she was INSANE!! I said she was FUCKING GOOFY!"
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