Yo Mama's

Yo mama is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat she can't go to the beach. People wet her down with sponges and try to push her into the water.

Yo mama's so ugly your when daddy goes out with her HE wears a bag over his head.

Yo mamma is so hairy, she looks like she has Don King in a head lock!

Yo mamma so hairy, you almost died from rugburn at birth.

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo mamma so skanky, she wore a new mini-skirt and people complimented her on her new belt.