Washing dishes (With a Cat)...

Walk to the sink.

Get back up after tripping on Cat.

Start Water.

Explain to Cat that you are not here to fix Cat food.

Add soap to water.

Explain to Cat that you are still not here to fix Cat food.

Pick up dish.

Explain to Cat that this is not a Cat food dish.

Wash Dish.

Explain to Cat that water is a substance foreign to his nature and might be dangerous.

Sprinkle water on Cat to make your point.

Put clean dish on drying wrack.

Look down to see that Cat has returned, looking for food.

Repeat steps 7 through 13 until all dishes have been cleaned.