Getting to know you, getting to know all about you!

A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "I like you, but we don't know anything about each other!" He said, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."

After much convincing, she consented, and they were married. They went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, whereupon he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. He came back and lay down on the towel.

She said," Wow! That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." Later she jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly winded.

"That was really incredible!" he said, amazed. "Were you a swimmer in college?"

"No," she replied. "I was a hooker in Davenport, Iowa ... and I worked both sides of the river."