Marital Bliss

Wife: Honey, I just had a dream.

Husband: Yeah? About what?

Wife: Well, I was at a fair and they were selling dicks.

Husband: (Awake now) Really!

Wife: Yes, the ones this long (wrist long) were $2000.00 and those this long (elbow long) were $2500.00.

Husband: What price was mine?

Wife: It went for free.

A few nights later...

Husband: Darling, I had a dream.

Wife: Umm

Husband: I was at a fair and they were selling pussy.

Wife: Umm...What?

Husband: Yes, the ones this (0) tight were $2000.00 and the ones this (.) tight were $2500.00.

Wife: How much was mine?

Husband: That's where they held the fair.