Revenge

A little boy about 12 years old,dragging a flattened frog, knocked on the door of a house of Ill repute,. The madam came to answer it, saw him and asked what he wanted.

He said he had heard all the men talking about having to go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Mable, and that was the girl he wanted, and that he had the money to pay for it.

The madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first room on the right. So he headed down the hall dragging the frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back down still dragging the frog. He paid the madam, and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and asked him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others.

He said: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my mother and father are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. When they leave, I am going to make love to the baby-sitter who happens to be fond of little boys, and give her the disease I just caught. When mom and dad get home, dad will take the baby-sitter home, on the way, he will make love to her, and he will catch it. When dad gets home, he and mom will go to bed, they will make love, and mom will catch it. In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, and he will make love to mom, and he will catch it, and he is the son-of-a-bitch that ran over my FROG."