Women Drivers

Like a lot of men, I pick on woman drivers, I'm afraid. One time I saw a car make a u-turn in the middle of the block and I said to my wife "Damn women drivers!"

As the vehicle passed us, going in the opposite direction, it was clear by the beard that the operator was indeed a man.

As my wife just sat there smirking, I mumbled, "Well, his Mother probably taught him how to drive."