House Special

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender I'd like to try the house special"

Bartender says "are you sure?"

"Yeah, and make that a double", says the man, "I'm tough."

The man then downs the entire drink with one gulp. He orders drink after drink for an hour.

"Well, that was great!!" says the man and walks out the door.

The next day the same man goes back into the bar. This time he looks awful.

Bartender asks "What happened to you?"

Man says, "I was so sick from those drinks, I spent the night blowin' chunks."

"Well, lots of people blow chunks when they drink too much" says the bartender.

Man says, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"