Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

A Christmas tree is always erect.

Even small ones give satisfaction.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

It looks good - even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

A Christmas tree has cute balls.

You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its sell-by date.

You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

Tell me another Joke!