Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
It looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its sell-by date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.