The Twelve Days of PC Hell

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 sound cards silent 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 inits conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs And Windows ME for my PC