12 days of Redneck Xmas

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 pack of Bud,

11 rasslin' tickets,

tin of Copenhagen,

9 years probation,

8 table dancers,

7 packs of Red Man,

6 cans of Spam,

5 flannel shirts,

4 big mud tires,

3 shotgun shells,

2 huntin' dawgs,

and some parts to a Mustang GT.